If you're wondering how my so called father came to be blackmailing the British establishment. back in 1958, before I was born, there was something called National service that poor people (like my Father) and establishment figures alike had to do. Anyway my father (I believe) did his service with a guy called Ken Clarke, later home sec and chancellor, they stayed buddies afterwards and that's how he got (sexual deviancy) dirt on the Royals to use against them (and me)