Last Thursday, I had to run the gauntlet of public humiliation by going to the shop for food despite not being fully fit Apart from public humiliation when I left with crying and screaming over the tannoy and shoplifter alarm deliberately set off as I exited (no, no one asked for my receipt), I thought I would buy thin chipilato sausages instead of the normal thick Cumberland ones in a bid to avoid being re-poisoned, only to find out when I got home, I had the Cumberland ones, which a small test later proved to be poisoned! Only the checkout girl could have swapped them, probably thinking they were just swapping normal Cumberlands for pre-poisoned ones but me buying chipilatos instead spoiled their rouse and proves just how complicit Morrisons are in this criminal poisoning conspiracy. Hopefully I WILL one day get my chance to sue!
